We Offer Sean Spicer a Four-Year Porn Contract

xHamster is pleased to offer former White House Spokesperson an unprecedented $179,700 a year for a recurring role in their upcoming Trump parody series — matching his salary at the Trump White House.

“It’s hard to find someone so talented at repeating scripted, nonsensical lines,” says Alex Hawkins, VP of xHamster. “When we saw that Sean was no longer working for the White House, we knew we had to have him. We don’t know what he’s hiding under that ill-fitting suit, we’re willing to take the chance.”

xHamster recently cast similarly untested porn star John Brutal to play the role of Trump in their upcoming porn parody series,
Drain My Swamp. Blair Williams will appear as Ivanka Trump.

“Sean brings a star power and experience to the series that would be hard to beat, short of getting Melania to make a comeback. Plus, he’s very adept at hiding in bushes, experienced in cosplay, and without shame. What more could you ask for in a porn star?”



CONTACT
Alex Hawkins
Vice President, xHamster
[email protected]